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Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around
It's catchin' on in every city and town...

Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around
(Freeze your buns, Freeze your buns now)
It's catchin' on in every city and town
You can do the tricks the brokers do, just try a
"Trading Fee" or "Commission" too (why don't you)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
You'll probably wipeout when you first eat the food they serve
(Freeze your buns, Freeze your buns now)
Smokin' grass 'hind a bush takes a lotta nerve...
Those college grads and politicians, too, will bug ya...
Shout "Cuyabunga!" now and move right on through (why don't you)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
You can do the tricks the brokers do, just try a
"Trading Fee" or "Commission" too (why don't you)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
So get your girl and take her tandem down the street
(Freeze your buns, Freeze your buns now)
Then she'll know you're an asphalt elite.
A downhill trend, man, will give you a kick,
But if the Market's whacked, ya better pull out quick (why don't you)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
(Campin' with me, why don't you Campin' me?)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
(Campin' with me, why don't you Campin' me?)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
(Campin' with me, why don't you Campin' me?)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...
(Campin' with me, why don't you Campin' me?)
Ditch your tent and go Wall Street campin' with me...(FADE OUT)

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