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Food Rival (Survival, Muse)
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Matthew Bellamy of the Rock group Muse had an earlier career where he worked at the help desk of an Information Technology company.
 
Matthew did nothing all day, like most IT people, except construct plots to make computer users unhappy and to essentially lock them out of their computers.
 
There was this excellent cafeteria located on the first floor of the building he worked in, and all the IT people would go for lunch at around noon every day.
 
Matthew and his fellow IT workers would often challenge each other to food eating contests - the winner would get bragging rights until the next day when they would again see how much they could consume from the "all you can eat" buffet.
 
Matthew was inspired to write this song during one recent contest, where he powered ahead of his co-worker at the very last minute to take the prize for that day.
 
Matthew scribbled these words down on a sheet of paper and sent the song to his producer, who promptly rejected it.
 
Matthew was later sent a lay-off notice, so he had the time to re-write the words, and the song became an instant success.

"Food Rival"
 
Race, lunch’s a race
And I am gonna win
Yes, I am gonna win
 
No fork will I use
And I’ll never lose
Limit chews to survive
(...Whatever it takes...)
You won’t pull ahead
I’ll keep up the pace
And I’ll give you my strength
To the feed-ing my face
Yes I am prepared
To stay alive
And I won’t forgive
vengeance is mine
And I won’t give in
Limit my chews to five
 
I’m gonna win
 
[guitar solo 1]
 
Race, it’s a race
But I’m gonna win
Yes, I’m gonna win
No fork will I use
I’ll never lose
Limit chews to survive
(...Whatever it takes...)
You won’t pull ahead
Cause I’ll keep up the pace
And I’ll refill my strength
To the feed-ing my face
Yes I'm gonna win
 
[guitar solo 2]
 
Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Win! Win! Win! Win!
 
Yes I’m gonna win!

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