Campaign-in' USA (Surfin' U.S.A) (this one took 3 minutes to write, and it shows)

If everybody had a notion
To lead the U.S.A
Then everybody'd be campaign-in'
States Like Californi-a
You'd see 'em wearing their make-up
Doin' the talk shows too
Kissing the babies and handshakes,
Campaign-in' U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em campaign-in' with Bi-den,
(Inside, inside U.S.A.)
Hil-la-ry Clint-ee-own
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
Chris-to-pher Dodd and Ed-wards,
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
Mike Ga-vel and Kuci-nich-ee-ay
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
Ba-rack O-ba-ma from Ill-nois
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
with Bil-ly Rich-ard-son
(Inside inside)
Everybody's campaign-in'
campaign-in' U.S.A.

We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're gassing up our tour bus
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the whole year
We're on the tour bus to stay
Tell the voters we're campaign-in'
Campaign-in' U.S.A.

With Brownback from Kansas,
(Inside inside U.S.A)
Rudy Giu-li-an-i-ay
(Inside inside U.S.A)
Mike-ey Huck-a-bee-ee
(Inside inside U.S.A)
Duncan Hunter and Paul,
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
John McCain and Rom-ney
(Inside inside U.S.A.)
Tom Tan-credo and Thomp-son
(Inside inside)

Everybody's campaign-in'
Campaign-in' U.S.A.

Everybody's campaign-in'
Campaign-in' U.S.A.

Yeah, Everybody's campaign-in'
Campaign-in' U.S.A.