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WOW Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody)

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WOW RHAPSODY

 
        Is this the real life?
        Is this just fantasy?
        Caught in a WOW world,
        Is this escape from reality?
        Open your eyes,
        Look up to the skies and see,
        I'm just a Horde guy, I need no sympathy,
        Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
        Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
 
        Hey guys, just killed a man,
        Put a cursor on his head,
        made a mouse-click, now he's dead.
        Hey guys, his life had just begun,
        But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
        Hey guys, (oops, Didn't mean to make you die...)
        If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
        Carry on, carry on (as if this really matters....)
 
        Too late, my time has come,
        Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
        Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
        Gotta leave you all behind and play some golf.
        Hey guys, umm, I don't want my guy to die,
        I sometimes wish He'd never been spawned at all.
 
        I see a little silhouetto of a man,
        Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
        Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
        (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
        Magnifico. I'm just a Horde guy and nobody loves me.
        He's just a Horde guy from a Horde family,
        Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
        Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
        Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
        (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
        (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
        (Let me go.) Will not let you go.
        (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Ah.
        No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
        (Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
        Umm, My country club has a tee-off time put aside for me, for me, for me.
 
        So you think you can fight me and kill off my guy?
        So you think you can fight me and leave him to die?
        Oh, maybe, can't do this to me, maybe,
        Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here. (Exit WOW)
 
        Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
        Nothing really matters,
        Nothing really matters to me.
        Any way the wind blows....

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