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Here's the One that I Want! (You're the One that I Want)

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http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi/youretheoneiwant.mid

http://www.steveharding.com/your_the_one_i_want.mid

Here's the One that I Want!
 
In this song from the future movie Grease 7, Danny and Sandy Zuko are married and 20 years have passed since the original movie. The couple stand alone in a new car lot, in the middle of a heated discussion.
 
The movie producers decided to re-use the music from the original movie but hired a cheap song writer to change the lyrics.
 
Suddenly familiar music is heard on the loud speakers...
 
[Man]
I got biiiiills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the money you're spending
It's never ending!
 
[Woman]
You better scrape up
'Cause I need a van
And my heart is set on blue
You better scrape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left in Navy blue...
 
[looking at new van, both]
Here's the one that I want!
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes indeed
 
Now I've made
My selection
No more time to survey
Better take my direction
Time to pay! (aargh!)
 
I better scrape up
'Cause you need a van
I need a van
That can keep me satisfied
I better scrape up
If I'm gonna prove
You better prove
That my faith is justified
Are you sure
Yes I'm sure down deep inside
 
Here's the one that I want
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Here's the one I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes indeed
 
Repeat X 3 (Faded)

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