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I Can't Drive (I'm Alive, by ELO)

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Lost in another world (tires squeal), ten fingers tightly curled (on the wheel)...

I can't drive - tires whirl,  whine at me today
I can't drive - suddenly I just swerved away
Press the foot lever (seems like play), speed limit never (I obey)
From cops I just flee - I can't dri-i-ive, I can't dri-i-ive
 
I can't drive - and my car shakes so hard I might die
I can't drive - and the fun comes from try-ing to fly
Lost in another world (tires squeal), ten fingers tightly curled (on the wheel)
One more ticket to pay? I can't dri-i-ive, I can't dri-i-ve, I can't dri-i-ive
 
(Instrumental break)
 
Suddenly came the horn (from the right), suddenly I did turn (full of fright)
How can I conceal? I can't drive, I can't dri-ive, I can't dri-ive
 
I can't drive - tires whirl,  whine at me today
I can't drive - suddenly I just swerved away
Press the foot lever (seems like play), speed limit never (I obey)
From cops I just flee - I can't dri-i-ive, I can't dri-i-ive, I can't dri-i-ive
 
(Instrumental break)
 
I can't drive, I can't drive, I can't drive, I can't drive

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