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I'm Too Sexy (Right Said Fred)
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Some Computer Programmers are way too full of themselves...

I'm Too Sexy (Right Said Fred)
 
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
 
I'm too sexy for my screen too sexy for my screen
So sexy and lean
And I'm too sexy for my LAN too sexy for my LAN
(or Network, wise man)
 
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
 
I'm a coder you know what I mean
And I write my dot NET code on my laptop
Yeah on my laptop on my laptop yeah
I write my dot NET code on my laptop
 
Don't hate me... I'm just like you, but better looking...
Don't hate me... Please...
 
I'm too sexy for my chair too sexy for my chair
So sexy beware!
And I'm too sexy for my mouse
Too sexy for my mouse, the sexiest in the whole house
 
I'm a coder you know what I mean
And I write my dot NET code on my laptop
Yeah on my laptop on my laptop yeah
I click a bunch of keys on my laptop
 
I'm too sexy for my..
too sexy for my..
too sexy for my..
 
'Cos I'm a coder you know what I mean
And I write my dot NET code on my laptop
Yeah on my laptop on my laptop yeah
I click a bunch of keys on my laptop
 
I'm too sexy for my Dell too sexy for my Dell
Can't really, can't really spell
I'm too sexy for my code too sexy for my code
Code's working, believe me
 
And I'm too sexy for this song

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