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Addicted to C (Addicted to Love, Robert Palmer)

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Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, Oh yeah
 
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get more glee
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to C

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{

/*

Addicted to C - Robert Palmer

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind, is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another brace, is what it takes
 
You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another brace, is all you need
 
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, Oh yeah
 
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get more glee
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to C
 
You write your lines, your memory's freed
You're runnin' at a faster speed
You heart beats in double time
Another brace and you'll be mine, a one track mind
 
You can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some, left for you
You don't mind, if you do
 
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, Oh yeah
 
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get more glee
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to C
 
Might as well face it, you're addicted to C
Might as well face it, you're addicted to C
Might as well face it, you're addicted to C
Might as well face it, you're addicted to C
Might as well face it, you're addicted to C
 
(instrumental)
 
Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your will, is not your own
You're heart sweats, and teeth grind
Another brace, and you'll be mine
 
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, Oh yeah
 
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get more glee
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to C
 
*/
 
for (int count = 1; count <= 8; count++)
{
    printf("Might as well face it, you're addicted to C\n");
}
 
return (0);
 
}

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