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For any deed dirty or dingy or dusty
For anyone ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, Bail-out cash!

 
 
ARTIST: Jeffrey Moss
TITLE: Bailout Cash (I Love Trash)

{Refrain}
Oh, Bail-out cash!
For any deed dirty or dingy or dusty
For anyone ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, Bail-out cash!
 
[If you really want to see something trashy look at this]
 
I have here a Lear Jet - all leather adorned
It once was Bob Dole's and it causes you scorn
A gift from my congress, it makes you forlorn
I bought it with Bail-out cash!
 
{Refrain}
Oh, Bail-out cash!
For any deed dirty or dingy or dusty
For anyone ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, Bail-out cash!
 
[Here's some more rotten stuff]

I have here re-sort tick-ets thirteen months old
I run up a bill there, the rooms they must hold
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
I stay there with Bail-out cash!
 
{Refrain}
Oh, Bail-out cash!
For any deed dirty or dingy or dusty
For anyone ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, Bail-out cash! 

[No look at the rest of this junk]

(Bought some) stock and a perk, with my gov-ern-ment loan
I'm a rich kinda fella, my own cash I've blown
And I am delighted to call on their phone
I ask for more Bail-out cash!
 
{Refrain}
Oh, Bail-out cash!
For any deed dirty or dingy or dusty
For anyone ragged or rotten or rusty  
...Yes, I love, I love, Bail-out cash!
 

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