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Congress keeps on spendin', all through the night...
 
Dedicated to the overpaid executives of American International Group**...

Alice: Now if I can find a rerun of a rerun I haven't seen...
 
TV Host: [sound of dogs barking] How about that folks... Patty's Prancing Poodles... and they really registered on the old applause meter too.
Now then for our final act this morning we have 6 kids - three boys and three girls,
a matched set you might say, ha ha ha ha ha!
They call themselves the silver platters, and here they are!
 
Alice: The Silver Platters? ...da da da da da da Mrs. Brady!
Mrs. Brady come quick the kids are on television!
 
Mrs. Brady: What kids?
 
Alice: Yours His Ours come on quick!
 
Mr. Brady: But you said they went to a football game!
 
Alice: That's what I said they said
 
[Keep On]
 
Flying down the highway in my makeshift Model T.A.*
Woo! yeah! woo...
It's a beautiful morning
and it's gonna be a beautiful day
 
The wheels are humming
and the guitar's strumming
and the radio is blasting
and good sounds are coming
as we're flying down the highway in a makeshift Model T.A.
 
We're gonna keep on, keep on,...
 
Mr. Brady: I don't know why didn't they tell us about this?
 
Mrs. Brady: Where did they get those costumes?
 
 ...keep on, keep on spending all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on spendin'
Gonna keep on, keep on, it's never endin'
Keep on singing and spending all through the night
 
You can hear the money coming 26 counties away
Woo! yeah.. woo!
Spending is happy
And happy is here to stay
 
Wall Street is down
Coming into town
Waving cash at banks all running aground
Cruising the belt-way in my makeshift model T.A.
 
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spending all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on spendin'
Gonna keep on, keep on, it's never endin'
Keep on singing and spending all through the night
 
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep spending all through the night.
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on spendin'
Gonna keep on, keep on, it's never endin'
Keep on singing and spending all through the night
Keep on keep on keep on keep on spending all through the night

We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on doing it right
We're gonna keep on, keep on, keep on spendin'
Gonna keep on, keep on, it's never endin'
Keep on singing and spending all through the night
 
 
*A makeshift Model T-A is a souped up Ford Model T.
 
**Troubled insurance giant American International Group paid bonuses of $1 million or more to 73 employees, including 11 who no longer work for the company, New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo said Tuesday [March 17, 2009]... Cuomo said AIG mailed the bonus checks Friday... According to the attorney general's office, the top individual bonus was more than $6.4 million, and the top seven received more than $4 million each.
 
Senator Barack Obama received a $101,332 bonus from American International Group in the form of political contributions according to Opensecrets.org. The two biggest Congressional recipients of bonuses from the A.I.G. are - Senators Chris Dodd and Senator Barack Obama.
 

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