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It's time to bail the Careless...

The Bailout Show (The Muppet Show)
 
Kermit: It's the Bailout Show with our Very Special Guest Star, AIG! Yea!
 
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to bail the Careless on the Bailout Show tonight.
 
It's time to give out bonus
No time to be contrite
It's time to raise the curtain on the Bailout Show tonight.
 
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To watch our cash all go
 
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started?
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Failure-ational
This is what we call the Bailout Show!
 
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)

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