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Greed Chaser (Speed Racer)
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What we need is a new kind of hero... someone who hunts down greedy people and rights financial wrongs... Someone like...

Greed Chaser (Speed Racer)
 
Here he comes
Here comes Greed Chaser
He's a demon on steals
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
 
He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
He's busy checkin' where the greedy peo-ple thrive.
 
And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Greed Chaser
Will see it through.
 
Go Greed Chaser
Go Greed Chaser
Go Greed Chaser, Go!
 
He's off and flyin' as he checks the loans from Freddie mac
He's siftin' through the paper then he starts a-no-ther stack
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.
 
Go Greed Chaser
Go Greed Chaser
Go Greed Chaser, Go!

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Yes, Speed Racer is wearing red socks and slip-on shoes...

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