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Goody, Two Clues (Goody Two Shoes, Adam Ant)
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Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside...
 
The makers of the game World of Warcraft hired a cheap songwriter to create a song advertising the game.
 
Unfortunately, the songwriter stole the theme and most of the words from a song by Adam Ant, and so it could not be used.
 
JLJ - listen to the double-drum Burundi rhythm...

Goody, Two Clues - Adam Ant
 
With the gameplay open
So much you can't hide
A fantasy makeup makeup
Make sure you join a group up group up
 
If the words unspoken
Don't make an assist
Send a treasure token token
Put him on your friend list friend list
 
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two clues!
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two clues!
 
CHORUS:
Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
 
We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them set them
We P-V-P so take note take note
 
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Jumping up and off screen off screen
 
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two clues!
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two clues!
 
CHORUS:
Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Don't text don't game - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
 
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight
 
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
 
If the words unspoken
Don't make an assist
Send a treasure token token
Put him on your friend list friend list
 
You don't text don't game - what do you do?
You don't text don't game - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside

(repeat 4x)
 
(From Wikipedia)
The History of Little Goody Two-Shoes is a children's story by an anonymous author, published in 1765. The story popularized the phrase "goody two-shoes", often used to describe an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. In more recent years, the phrase has developed a more negative connotation, implying that the virtuousness of a "goody two-shoes" is insincere.
Plot
Goody Two-Shoes is a variation of the Cinderella story. The fable tells of Goody Two-Shoes, the nickname of a poor orphan girl named Margery Meanwell, who goes through life with only one shoe. When she is given a complete pair by a rich gentleman, she is so happy that she tells everyone that she has "two shoes". Later, Margery becomes a teacher and marries a rich widower. This earning of wealth serves as proof that her virtuousness has been rewarded, a popular theme in children's literature of the era.

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