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Chariots of Fire (original lyrics)
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A scrap of paper, found on a recording studio floor (and thought to be lost), was recently rediscovered, and reveals the original lyrics to the hit song Chariots of Fire.
 
After a heated discussion with his producers, Vangelis threw out the lyrics and produced the song as an instrumental. We can now see why the lyrics were not used.

Ban spam!
Ban spam!
Ban spam!
 
Ban spam!
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad (real bad)
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad
 
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad (real bad)
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad (real bad)
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad
 
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad (real bad)
These people are bad they are no good
These people are bad
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
I got a new e-mail
it looked real good...
I opened the e-mail
and it wasn't good...
 
and it wasn't good...
and it wasn't good...
and it wasn't good...
and it wasn't good...

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