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Eye in the Sky (2009 version, Alan Parsons Project)
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Too many people are running red lights, especially where traffic cameras are mounted. People come up with all sorts of excuses in traffic court.
 
The government has decided to run advertisements about red-light cameras and the need to be mindful of following the signals. They are using this song from Alan Parsons Project and feature a singing traffic-court judge.

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Eye In the Sky - Alan Parsons Project
 
Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give any more
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinking...
 
Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing
 
CHORUS:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind
 
Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry 'cause I ain't changing my mind
So find another fool like before
'Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving
 
CHORUS
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind 

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