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The Cash Advance (The Safety Dance, Men Without Hats)
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I was at the ATM machine, and this song popped into my mind...

The cash advance - Men Without Hats
 
Cash advance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends finance and if they finance
Well they're no friends of mine
 
Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
 
And cash advance
 
We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with the victory cry
 
Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude or totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
 
Say cash advance, cash advance
Everything's out of control
cash advance, cash advance
They're doing it from this console
cash advance, cash advance
Everybody look in your hands
cash advance, cash advance
Everybody taken the chance
 
The cash advance
The cash advance
The cash advance
 
Cash advance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it
And everything will work out right
 
Say, cash advance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends finance and if they finance
well they're no friend of mine
 
Chorus
Say cash advance, cash advance
Everything's out of control
cash advance, cash advance
They're doing it from this console
cash advance, cash advance
Everybody look in your hands
cash advance, cash advance
Everybody taken the chance
 
The cash advance
The cash advance
The cash advance...

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