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Vote It Down (Jump Around, House of Pain)

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Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Internet's got 'com's...
 
The members of congress voting against the current health care reform legislation decided to hire a cheap songwriter to make an advertisement lobbying against the legislation.
 
Unfortunately, the cheap songwriter they hired was notorious for stealing the theme and most of the lyrics from popular songs, and so the commercial could not be used.

 
 
Vote It Down (Jump Around, House of Pain)

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling vote it's unappealing
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's kids that are plunking
Guitar hero
Sure 'nuff I got props from the staff on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
 
[Chorus]
I came to vote down
I came to vote down
So get out your seats and vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it vote it and get down.
vote [18x]

I'll lead your class like Nancy Pelosi
One more lift, She's Bela Lugosi
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Internet's got 'com's
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone voting 'gainst me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle you will be outdone
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and vote 'gainst me your fate is Macbeth
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I vote it down, I kill the bill
 
[Chorus]
I came to vote down
I came to vote down
So get out your seats and vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it vote it and get down.
vote [18x]
 
I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig - there's pork in this shop
Or better yet a terminator
Like 'Guv-nor Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no sales pitch
Get used to one style and tele-prompt might glitch
It up up and it down, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the hospital bed
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll net ya
 
[Chorus]
I came to vote down
I came to vote down
So get out your seats and vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it down
vote it vote it and get down.

vote [32x]
 
Yo, this is dedicated
To Joe, da flava, Dakota
Grag yo bozac, punk

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