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Borat in His Thong (Everybody's Song)

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Borat

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There's some-thing wrong...
(Just an itty bitty)
I want to flee...
'Cover up,' I plea...
Every time I see...
Borat in his thong...
 
This song was originally supposed to be used in the Borat movie when Borat appears in his swimsuit, but the producers realized that the cheap songwriter hired to create music for the movie had stolen the theme and most of the words from a Sesame Street song by Jeff Moss, and so it could not be used. Perhaps it was all for the best. That was a bad thing for the songwriter to do. He should be punished for that.

Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: Do you hear that beat?
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: Makes you leave your seat?
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: Makes you move your feet?
Yeah, yeah, that's Borat in his thong!

Makes your fingers snap!
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: And your hands can clap!
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: And your feet can tap!
Doo-wop, come on and join along!

Well, your voice can hum!
 
(Mahna Mahna hums)
 
Pigs: We can see your bum!
 
(Mahna Mahna makes drum sounds)
 
Pigs: Wherever you come from...
 
Mahna Mahna: Uh-huh!
 
Pigs: There's just some-thing wrong
(just an itty bitty)

I want to flee...
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: 'Cover up,' I plea...
 
Mahna Mahna: Doodley no, no, no!
 
Pigs: Every time I see...
 
Mahna Mahna: Oh no!
 
Pigs: Borat in his thong!
 
Mahna: Beat!
 
Pigs: Doo-doodley-doo-doo-doo-de-doo!
 
Mahna: Seat!
 
Pigs: Doo-doodley-doo-doo-doo-de-doo!
 
Mahna: Feet!
 
Pigs: Yeah, yeah, that's Borat in his thong!
 
Mahna: Snap!
 
Pigs: Doo-doodley-doo-doo-doo-de-doo!
 
Mahna: Clap!
 
Pigs: Doo-doodley-doo-doo-doo-de-doo!
 
Mahna: Tap!
 
Pigs: Doo-wop, come on and join along!

Well, your voice can hum!
 
(Mahna Mahna hums)
 
Pigs: We can see your bum!
 
(Mahna Mahna makes drum sounds)
 
Pigs: Wherever you come from...
 
Mahna Mahna: Yeah, yeah!

Pigs: There's just some-thing wrong...
There's just some-thing wrong...
(Just an itty bitty)

I want to flee!
 
Mahna Mahna: (scat)
 
Pigs: 'Cover up,' I plea...
 
Mahna Mahna: Oh no, no, no!
 
Pigs: Every time I see...
 
Mahna Mahna: Oh, no!
 
Pigs: Borat in his thong!
 
(Mahna Mahna keps humming as pigs leave, then leaves himself.)

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