Jingle Bells 2000
Dashing through the snow, of fallen dimpled
chad,
we rush to count the votes, the judge is getting mad!
People stop and stare, at the unfamiliar scene,
slips
of paper in the air, who needs the damn machine!
(Refrain)
Count the votes! Count the votes! Count them any way!
Oh what fun it is
to certify election day!
Count the votes! Count the Votes! Count them yea or nay!
The rule of law (do not guffaw) will
see the light of day!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd run and hide,
from stacks of ballots tall,
and stacks of ballots wide;
The marks were so unclear, not sure what this guy meant,
we'll count them all, have no fear,
even ones we've bent.
(Refrain)
Count the votes! Count the votes! Count them any way!
Oh what fun it is
to certify election day!
Count the votes! Count the Votes! Count them yea or nay!
The rule of law (do not guffaw) will
see the light of day!
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And
on my back I fell;
Al Gore was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh:
"The Earth will warm, true to form,
and
melt that snow away."
(Refrain)
Count the votes! Count the votes! Count them any way!
Oh what fun it is
to certify election day!
Count the votes! Count the Votes! Count them yea or nay!
The rule of law (do not guffaw) will
see the light of day!
Now the ground is white, from holes that all fell out,
Going home tonight,
we will sing and shout!
We'll count them all again, if they feel we must,
One more time? Ok fine, until they turn to
dust!
(Refrain)
Count the votes! Count the votes! Count them any way!
Oh what fun it is
to certify election day!
Count the votes! Count the Votes! Count them yea or nay!
The rule of law (do not guffaw) will
see the light of day!
