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Congress is spending our hard-earned cash non-stop... N-O-N-S-T-O-P that's non-stop...

Non-Stop (Bus Stop)
 
man: ...about a quarter after...
 
boy: Ah, excuse me, could anybody tell me what congressmen do?
 
group: Sure, we'll all tell you! (man) hit it!
 
Look at us spend, what do you see?
N-O-N-S-T-O-P and that spells non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop! That spells non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop!
N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
 
That's why we're here, spending is fine,
The non-stop spend-ing, then we dine! it's all non-stop!
Naaaahn Non-stop! It's all non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop!
N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
 
So if you want, to kick up a fuss,
take some good advice from us, go spend-ing non-stop!
Naaaahn Non-stop! go spend non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop!
N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
 
Hey, here comes the cash! Non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop! non-stop
Naaaahn Non-stop!
N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
 
boy: non-stop?
group: N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
boy: non-stop
N-O-N-S-T-O-P spells non-stop!
 
Oh Yeah!
Hey wait a minute, hey guys, wait!

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