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Congressmen Lack Brains (Everyone Has Pain)

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It's not smart to spend money excessively - it's almost like congressmen have no brain...

Congressmen Lack Brains (Everyone has Pain)
 
Wally: Ahh, ooh, eee, ooh ah-ha, ooh, ooh,
Nurse: Ah, May I help you?
Wally: Oh I hope so, I've got to see the doc I'm in a lot of pain, lot of pain!
Doctor: Nurse what's this commotion out here?
Nurse: I don't know this, this man..
Wally: Doc, you've got to help me - I'm Wally Sagittarian, you know the placekicker for the Armadillos? And I'm in pain, Doc.
Doctor: You're the guy who kicks the extra point with no shoe on!
Wally: You got it. And that's how I stubbed my big toe.
Doctor: Well, let's have a look...
Wally: My poor little big toe, I'm in pain - oh Doc EASY easy oh oh..
Doctor: ok, ok, oh Wally your toe looks all right it's just a little bruised here..
Wally: I don't care how it looks I'm in pain! Don't you understand! Paaain!
Doctor: Well what's the matter with you! Everybody's in a little pain once in a while! You're not the only one! Look at me! My back is killing me right now from being on my feet all day!
Nurse: I should say! And my feet, honey, my feet tell me when it's going to rain before the weatherman.
Wally: You're kidding! Then I'm not the only one with pains, eh?
Doctor: You're not the only one with pain.
 
Every track has a train
every sink has a drain
every term they re-main
and congressmen have no brain
 
Refrain:
so what do you really gain
it makes no sense to complain
from purple mountain to the fruited plain
congressmen lack brains
 
every boat has a chain
every bib has a stain
every perk they ob-tain
and congressmen have no brain
 
Refrain:
so what do you really gain
it makes no sense to complain
from purple mountain to the fruited plain
congressmen lack brains
 
Refrain:
so what do you really gain
it makes no sense to complain
from purple mountain to the fruited plain
congressmen lack brains
 
congressmen lack brains
congressmen lack brains
 
Wally: Hey, hey, I feel so much better I feel like kicking!
Doc: Good! Yeah!
 

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